blogs are fucking dumb.

blogs are fucking dumb. and its true, too! most people who use blogs all look the same. some kind of wannabe intellectual turd, with the following usual and typical features which they think continues to make them "original", "cool", and "intellectual".

trait number (female):
1) thick rimmed glasses
2) spikey hair cut (like an anime girl)
3) short, feathery heaircut (like an emo band girl)
4) skinny frame
5) no breasts


trait number (male):
1) short hair
2) shaved head
3) skinny frame
4) fat frame
5) thick rimmed glasses

typical clothing for usual bloggers is, but not limited to:
1) shirts with some kind of witty message on the front
2) clothing which is typically 3 or 4 times too small for them
3) turtle neck sweaters
4) fleece apparel
5) clothing which typically has an image of the british flag spread across it


the visual proof is in the cyber pudding! and i will PROVE IT!!



visual evidence:

article a: weezer - the band weezer certainly uses blogs.

article b: geraldine fibbers - this broad and her band both extensively use blogs. the lack of breasts is the first give away, followed by the fact that she thinks she is reinventing rock and roll.

article c: jeanine garafalo - her quirky humor, her thick rims, her thinking she is so much more intellectual than everyone else. she possibly invented blogs.

article d: emo people - this couple is landlocked in the absurdity of blogs, and believes everything read on blogs as "intelligent news" as well as "resourceful and thought out". note the obvious product placement, and large fleecy scarf.

exemption: emo phillips - ironically, emo phillips does not fit the bill, as he is an intellectual genius, and consumes the flesh of over burnt fetuses for nourishment.

article e:this guy named brandon pulpexplosion - ok, first off, his site is upfront about being a blog. secondly, he assumes that he himself is amusing, and thus so is his website. most bloggers think they are creative masterminds of all things comical and obscure. "This is my very own journal on the Internet. It's actually pretty entertaining. I've named it "Where Do Squirrels Go When It Rains?"" - this crap is taken from his front page.

article f: sean farquhar - i dont know what the hell these two faggots are doing, but sean obviously enjoys blogs and sees them as a "cool and hip", "trendy" outlet and inlet for the exchange of ideas.

article g: you cant spell his name either - in this image, our blog-boy is seen in action obviously stirring up controversey for the right wingers he despises so much. note the gay pose, made to force us to think it is art in motion.

article h: MY EYES! IM FUCKING BLIND! HELP!! - OH MY GOD, IT BURNS - HELP ME PLEASE! OH FUCK, LORD HAVE MERCY ON MY SOUL, I AM SORRY I DOUBTED BLOGGERS AND THERE WAYS!!!! PLEASE HAVE MERCY!! I CANT SEE!! ITS SO DARK - SOOOOOO DARK!!! NOOO!!!!